"....if they send one or two letters, we will send a thousand kilograms of letters, ten thousand kilograms of letters! If they mention our actions, we will bring lawsuits and wipe their blogs of the face of the earth!
Mister Sorehead asks "Where are they?"
Wir Kommen! Wir Kommen!"
This was the speech Herr Pinky made in the Riechstag last night.
In other news, a large tranche of debt has been eliminated by the conversion of national reserves into industrial production. Mister Sorehead said:"At least we work for a living, unlike that charity case to the East."
Reconnaisance reports that enemy forces are being gathered for an offensive in the New Year.
The Prime Minister reports that our defences are in an advanced state of preparation, and ammunition has been stockpiled in the Western approach ports for use in any possible defensive conflict.
The air force has not detected any activity over the enemy coast for some weeks now, but in view of the rejection of Herr Pinky's final ultimmatum, and the guarantees it offered, it can only be assumed that large scale preparations are underway.
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Then again maybe not.
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