Tuesday, December 06, 2005

The Smoking Gun!


So.
Final proof has been found; here in Yorkshire, vans containing weapons of Mass Destruction are travelling around the back-roads, clearly labelled as military installations.
It is only a matter of time before Hans Blix and his team are sent in to document and destroy these.
If this fails, Yorkshire will face an invasion by the Allied Armies.

I should add that the five-man crew of this WMD wc installation were all wearing Orange Overalls; a sure indicator that they were liable to break into a song by Devo at any time.

And so, the time has come to ask: Are We Not Men?

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