Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Send A Message.

We must all, cannabis users included, send Government a message.

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Blood On Their Hands

Fuck China! Bring back Ronnie Reagan! Bombing begins in twenty minutes! Wipe the pile of shit called China off the face of the Earth! China is nothing but a breeding ground for diseases. Hell, China is a disease!
End the Chinese infection now!
Kick out the armies of Chinese Government-funded rioting sympathisers now!
Teach them nothing but bullshit!
Begin every lecture by denouncing evil, Red, Chinese communism.
(Do you think they'll ban my blog?)

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Damn. Missed Him.

Many was the time I went into the old Florence Nightingale after a checkup at Jimmies.
I'd pop in and have a pint or two of Marstons Pedigree and the cook would ask me how I was going.
This used to be my neighbourhood.
I was known.
The people were sometimes great.
Sometimes not so great.
Sometimes they'd chase the coppers off.
Sometimes you'd see the trail of nose-blood on the pavements in the morning after somebody got a slap.
Then the council decided to implement a policy.
Like ice in the Sun, the rough and tumble community dissolved.
Thing is, in the bad old days, if you were local they left you alone.
Not on their own doorstep, so to speak.
God help anybody who started on a pensioner. That was the only time the police got co-operation.
We used to have drugged up kids.
Now we've got bloody life-forms that should be in Rampton.
I've left.
But I still remember a couple of addresses.


On the 'news' tonight, a woman who is about to finish her fixed-term mortgage and has to look for a new lender to try and find something comparably cheap.
She whined in the flat, oh-so-professional tone of the chronic complainant, about the terrible situation she is in of having to find more money.
She whined, surrounded by the fitted kitchen and the view across the countryside, and she demanded sympathy.
She can fucking die for all I care, and I hope she fucking does.
Lousy bitch.
I've rented for twenty years.
I've slept on benches.
I've slept in parks.
I never, never complained. I just got an extra job.
And people ask me why the British disgust me.

Monday, April 21, 2008

Did You Know?

It takes five million tonnes of Gold to produce 6 oz of beef? That's almost three oil tankers, or four Volkswagen Golfs.


So there I am, drinking a beer after my dinner, when my mobile rings.
It's some Welsh girl.
She starts rabbitting on about MobilesDirect or something similar, and how I could have extra minutes or this or that.
I say, no thank you, I'm quite happy as I am.
What does the little cow say?
The line goes dead.
Yer but no but!

Saturday, April 19, 2008


News from repression central, is it good news?

If I Was 100 Years Younger....

Now this is what I call a woman!

Morons. Correction. Communist Morons.

Sky News?
"Prices are rising all over the world, causing food shortages..."
Food shortage would cause price rise, not vice versa.
However, that way you can't accuse 'food profiteers' of 'starving people', right?

Thursday, April 17, 2008


Arseholes won't let people be. They got a rule.

Fred's On Form Again.

Take look at Fred's latest article.

Saturday, April 12, 2008


By 1945, with the end in sight for the Germans, Donald was moved from one camp to another, eventually being liberated by fellow Scots from the Fife Yeomanry.

"It was unbelievable. They were accompanied later by the Argyle and Sutherland Highlanders. They asked us if any of the German guards had maltreated us. This one guard, Herman, had shot two of our people dead, so we told the Argyle Highlanders so they chased him up to the woods. Then we heard this 'trrrr! trrr!' and Herman was no more.

"It was one of those things that happened in war. Sadly not legal, but that was how it was."

- From the Yorkshire Post.

Honour Among Thieves.

They're gathering around the trough again.

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

SF Police Back Chinese Thugs.

Watch this video.( From the SF Chronicle ).

Monday, April 07, 2008

Quality Press

Not only does the William Randolph Hearst newspaper 'The San Francisco Chronicle' allow comments, but the standard of the commentary is quite high. Vastly superior to the milk-and-water in the Behind The Times.
Oh, and you can use a fake ID. But you must have a real e-mail to get the activation link.

Sunday, April 06, 2008

The Vast Left Wing Conspiracy.

The Times of London, like the Toronto Star and the Daily Telegraph, has been blacklisted by this site after they continue to prevent me commenting on their allegedly 'public' comment sections.
I will be replacing them with three new papers, the LA Times and the San Francisco Chronicle, and the Yorkshire Post.

Bad News Everybody.

The Great Charlton Heston - star of the real Omega Man - is now the Late, Great Charlton Heston.
According to the New York Times, he died yesterday at the age of only 83.

Saturday, April 05, 2008

Spice Boys - Wannabe.

They made martyrdom videos; so that's the hard part out of the way then.
All they have to do now is blow up the airliners.
With lucozade.
Things could get a bit sticky at 30,000 feet.

Friday, April 04, 2008

NATO - The Paper Criminal.

When Winston Churchill started NATO, it was exactly as a challenge to the Russian leviathan which threatened every man woman and child in free Europe.

So it is an obscenity beyond comparison that last week NATO voted to kow-tow to Russia, taking the utterly cowardly and defeatist course of rejecting the Ukraine's application to join, while admitting two strategically and militarily useless 'allies' in the Balkans.

This cowardice could be expected of craven vassals in parts of the Russian Empire, but from an organisation dedicated to the defeat of Russian Expansionism, it is a criminal betrayal of the sole purpose for the existence of the organisation.

They are like a second-rate club which intends to meddle in minor affairs of state just so long as the big bullies aren't antagonised, being, as they are regarded, those psychopathic rogue states which must (God help us ) be appeased as in 1933.

Stupid bastards.

The fact that Germany voted against, is utterly incredible.
France's repeat of this error is downright ignorant, ignorant of history and the fact that the last time they did this, they spent four years occupied and enslaved by Nazis.

I am going to head West just as soon as I possibly can.

Go On!

The irony is that this woman is the only torch bearer bearing any torch worth a damn.

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Unusual Approach To Cold Callers.

Absolutely brilliant. From 'Nanny Knows Best' Comment section.

Business As Usual In The Whorehouse.

Filthy Bastard.

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

I Wasn't Far Wrong.

According the Sky News, terminal 5 has 11 miles of luggage conveyors.