You Know I'm Going To Lose.....

...And gambling's for fools,
But that's the way I like it baby I don't want to live forever!

So.
Ban smoking.
Ban drinking.
Refuse to treat the fat.
Refuse to treat smokers.
Refuse to treat drinkers.

And when we die (for we will all die),
they can write on the death certificate:
"Cause of death-Good Health".