Come on...come and get your Islamic Tea-Towels.....who'll give me three quid for the pair?Three quid a pair.
That's what I sell 'em for up West.
But today I'm not selling them for three quid;I'm not selling them for two; how about this, two Islamic Tea-Towels for a pound,or one Euro to you luv!
Full colour, quality gear, picture of the twin towers on one, picture of Iraqi prisoner on the other.
Who'll give me a quid for the pair?
What's that?
Beer towel?
Nah,mate, we don't drink. We're Moslems.
What's that?
Maybe we should try once in a while?
I don't Adam-and-Eve it!
I'm trying to do you a favour 'ere mate, two towels a quid.
What's that?
Wear them on my head?
You're 'avin' a larf, incha?
Two towels a quid....
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