Thursday, February 09, 2006

This Just In...


Any English football fan caught in Germany doing the Basil Fawlty Goosestep will be arrested.
Komen Hier!
Arrest me,herr Polizei Leutnant.
This is visible in Germany, and I have several valued German clients who may spread the 'disease' beyond British shores.

Achtung Baby!(To borrow a terrible catchphrase from the awful U2-who 'swept' the Grannies.)

Oh, well.
Don't mention the war.

2 comments:

Sky Captain said...

Deustch-land, Deustchland ist kap-ut.......

MapMaster said...

You are kidding, aren't you? I mean, this is a joke, isn't it?

On the other hand, disregard the questions, I've just realized that they are rhetorical. Confirmation of one particular ludicrous authoritarian atrocity over another is less important than the fact that I can believe it in the first place.