so anyway, last week I has a real toff in the back of my cab...nah,nah....seriously......so I says, "Are you a son of Mohammed?"and he says,
"No, I'm the Archbishop of Canterbury."
so I says,
"Come the glorious day we will pull out your eyes and cut off your goolies."
and he says,
"Take me to Lambeth,please, cabbie."
So I does. Bastard eh?
Anyway, you've been a wonderful audience....by the way, any Jews or other sons of Zion in the house tonight?
If there are, kill them! Kill them now!
But seriously, you've been a beautiful audience.
Thankyou and good night!
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By the way, Victor, I love your new blog handle. If you are the second coming of Victor Lazlo, however, I would advise you to take good care of Ingrid and keep her by your side — she really is such a lovely girl.
Ingrid is safe on the West Coast.I got her out years ago.
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