Interested?

So anyway, the white van had been parked outside our apartments for two months. It was beginning to show streaks of dirt from the rain, never moved day or night, and was almost brand new.

The full-page adverts in the press for the Anti-Terrorism Hotline showed this as precisely the sort of information they wanted.

So I gave them a try.
They weren't interested.

Then the thing last year with my criminally insane neighbour.
The police weren't interested.
Then the thing with last week's intruder outside my door.
The police weren't interested.

Today the police appealed for help.

Sorry.
I'm not interested.