And Some Conservatives Aren't.

This is picture of the leader of the Conservative Party.
He is appealing for contributions.
He makes absolutely no secret of his ambitions:
"we're looking to raise funds
and have a specific number in mind....."
This is accompanied by a photo of the door of number 10 Downing Street.

Apparently, as conservatives, we 'want a strong society,where our families,our communities and our nation create secure foundations on which people can build their lives'.
(Ein Volk, Ein Reich...and pleeese pleese pleeeese, can I be Ein Fuhrer?)
He continues,
And for the sake of our children and grandchildren, we must work together for a sustainable environment......protecting the future of our planet'.

I've got news for him; the planet will go on whatever we do.If a meteor struck tomorrow with 1000 times the power of every atom bomb on our planet, it would stop life on one continent.

In summary on the back page the really suicidal bit is printed:
'We are a modern, compassionate Conservative Party.....
.....Conservatives are not idealogues.'

Modern? Does that mean you have members who listen to orchestral arrangements of Led Zeppelin to keep up with the grand-kids?
Compassionate? You mean you'll do the same vicious things, but look saddy-saddy faced afterwards?

"Conservatives are not idealogues....'

So you are actually boasting that you have no ideals?

Bit naked isn't it?
Why the hell should we send you to number 10 then?