A Little Light Relief...

courtesy of one of the men at work.
He does a little stand up on the side.
A man visits Canada. He comes to a large lake. At the store he asks what he should see.
The storekeeper says, "See Joe the Indian. He's the best 'memory man' in the country."

So the man walks around the lake, and sees a tall, gaunt Indian standing by the shore.
"Hello. Are you Joe?"
"Yes."
"Can I ask you any question, and you'll give me the answer?"
"Yes."
"Okay. Who won the FA cup in 1937?"
"It was Bolton Wanderers, 1-0."
"Yes! That's amazing!"

The man went back to England, and didn't visit Canada again for ten years.
When he did, he went back to the lake.
"Does Joe the Indian still live around here?"
"Sure. Just walk around the lake."

So he does.
On the other side he sees Joe, sitting in his Tee-Pee smoking a long pipe.
He goes up to Joe, grins, holds his hand up and says, "How!"
Joe takes the pipe out of his mouth.
"They won on a penalty in the fifty-third minute."