What a relief beer is.
An Irish prostitute has three clients in her parlour; she says:
"Whichever of you men can tell me where he's from without stuttering gets it for free."
The first man speaks.
"I'm from D...dd..dd.Dublin!"
The second man tries.
"I'm from C....c...c....c.....Cork!"
Finally the third man laughs.
"I'm from London!"
The prostitute smiles and takes him by the hand.
In her bedroom she makes him lie down and removes his clothes.
"Derry!"
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