Why Everyone Should Care About Diana.

Well, Charles, time is passing and we need heirs. Obviously you can't have Camilla, she's married as we told her to stop you being too happy. We have to keep you in line. But you need to breed.Hehe, I'm a poet and I didn't even know it!
Anyway, how about this girl?

Time passes.

Right Charles, you've done your duty. Two boys! Excellent!
Now you can have a bit of fun, you big, silly boy.But keep it quiet!
We need to keep you guilty.

Time passes.

That bitch!All over public TV!But we've got some guy to discredit her.He was supposed to control her, but it didn't work. He'll accept this as his duty.

Time passes.

She kicked him to the kerb!And took up with Dodi Fayed?She may be pregnant?
But the grandfather isn't even a British citizen!God!The bastard would be the sibling of the King!

Time stops. For Diana.

Does anybody really think that a heavy Mercedes can be knocked out of control by a Fiat Panda?
Obviously it was only meant to scare her.How were they to know that she wasn't wearing a seat belt?Paul Burrel was, and he survived.
Maybe she never wore a seatbelt.
Maybe they just took a chance at killing somebody.Maybe.

They thought she was out of control. Can't have freedom,now, can we?
Look at that guy...what was his name? You know, a real rebel!Lead singer of AC/DC;Bon Scot.
He died before they got too big, didn't he?
Paula Yates?She's dead.Suicide. And Michael Hutchence.That's the guy that spoiled things for pet punk Bob Geldof;and look at how well Bob is doing now!Certainly shoots down my theory about rebels.Why, he's even working with the Conservative Party now. Post Thatcher, obviously.

All these idiots, talking about 'conspiracy'.It's much less formal than that. More of an understanding.
The 'Establishment'? What utter nonsense!
The Establishment is politicians and civil servants.
Kind of like Sinn Fein to the real powerbase, the IRA of British society, except they don't kill at random, and not at all unless their 'Crackers' fail to control people.
They are humane.
It's for our own good and only as a last resort.
Freedom?
That's so 20th Century.

Diana? She's so..20th century, she's so...nineteen seventies...