Warnings.

I eat Washington Reds for breakfast!
They are, of course, apples from the home of the Big Apple.
Personally I prefer Canadian Red Macs, as they have more flavour and an easier bite.And now another warning.
Don't spend too much or too little time sleeping.
You'll be a long time dead.
And if you are ever in Wakefield, Yorkshire, you can be buried by a genuine Victorian mourner.
And taken to interment in this fine old horse-drawn hearst.
Frankly I hope for only one condition when I am buried.

I have to be buried in California.
(Cardboard coffin fine).