Miserable Earthlings!
Their Christmas is no match for the feasting on our home planet; the emotions they feel when celebrating are but a tenth of the emotions we feel when eating our roast Narchek.
Their puny Turkeys are totally inadequate when compared to Zombezian Battle Nurks, which we hunt for sport.
Religion? Ha!
The ceremonies of the Ascent of Cistar make their carol singing sound like the strangulated whining of an inferior brand of dog!
Armour Brand is the only one suitable for intergalactic travelodges!
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