Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Born Yesterday Converts To Labour.


Astonishing though it seemed, today Gordon Brown(Taxes the Poor) cut income tax.
Or so it seemed.
The cost of cutting the 22% base rate by 2% will be £8bn less for the government; but what's this?
Gordon Brown(with his medallion) has abolished the 10% starting rate.
This means that the very poorest earners(like me) will pay an additional £7.3bn in income tax.
So in fact, Gordon Brown(should be tied to a mast) will be cutting income tax by about £10 per year per person.
Unless you are poor, in which case you will pay more.
Jaw-droppingly sick, eh?
That's one way of abolishing poverty, isn't it?
Just legislate it and the poor out of society completely and let them join the droves of government-supported cabbages doing nothing for something.
That way we can ensure that anybody who does act stupidly enough to work here is doing something 'middle class' like TV or working in some form of media consultancy, and all the poor jobs can be exported, so that we can finally create an 'us-and'them' economy in the world, where every wog has a place and every wog is in it, while the White Man's Burden is carried from within the home offices of virtual colonialists all over this winking, sneering, simpering ant-farm that used to be a country.
Sleep tight everybody.

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