From every parent who doesn't like the way you live, to every other life-form that thinks it knows what's good for you, there is now a solution.
Simply have your 'Problem Child' locked up and drugged, and if that doesn't work, subject them to every form of psychological corruption known to the modern world. Using the Miracle Ungrow(TM) properties of privacy violation, stalking and sleep deprivation, you too can reverse the moral development of actual human beings and become the New Dark Helmet playing with their real-life dolls; merchandising was never this fun before, and it finds untold employment opportunities for demented sociopaths who are incapable of holding down a real job.
Like them, the local authorities can't hold down real jobs either, so they sympathise effusively and with great sensitivity with the barmpot zealots of the new persecution.
Yes.
Miracle Ungrow will rob even stalwarts of their ability to function productively, and satisfy the cravings of the Useless Ones to bind to their victims in an undying death-grip that actually doesn't require physical murder.
We could send the boys around, but that would mean the end of all ambition.
So we don't.
Meanwhile the local politicians proclaim their successes while doing everything in their power to pursue fresh persecutions at the behest of the perpetrators.
For what are the Useless Ones, but new clients?
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