David Cameron after 1 year as Conservative 'Leader':
"Substance is knowing what you believe."
Soreheaduk after his first sip of Tetleys:
"Substance is believing what you know."
Soreheaduk after his second sip:
"Knowing what you believe is the same as remembering what you said."
Soreheaduk after his third sip:
"Which is necessary for liars."
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