Ach,Ze Famous British Sense of Humour!

First, a poor picture of a pretty, pretty car.
This is another Smart Sportster.
The notch at the back can be exchanged for a window panel that turns the car into a Fastback Coupe.
That looks even nicer.

Now.

A joke.

In Iraq, a new Captain takes over an outpost.
On his first inspection, he spots a lone camel tied up by a tent.
"Sergeant?"
"Sah!"
"Sergeant, what is that camel doing here?"
The Sergeant looks embarrassed.
"Well, sir, there are 250 men on the post; they tend to get, well, 'urges'. That's what the camel is for sir."
"I see. Very well, Sergeant, keep the camel."

After a few weeks, the Captain gets a few urges of his own.
He asks for the camel.
The Sergeant ties it outside the Captain's tent, with a step ladder behind it.

The Captain climbs the ladder and shags the camel. In fact he spends an hour having insane sex with it.

When he's done he climbs down.

"Well, Sergeant, is that how the men do it?"
"No sir. The men climb on top, ride it into town and find a girl."